Heroes of Young America 2007

Movie Performers / Non-Comedy
Shrek, Shrek III
Hilary Clinton, The Run

Television Performers / Non-Comedy
Dalai Lama, A horse… A horse… My kingdom for a horse
Betty, What Is Like to Be a Hurricane

Comedy
George W. Bush, Just another Presidential Address
Oprah Winfrey, Still aLive

Music and Dance
Osama Bin Laden, You’ll never see me again
Condoleezza Rice, Ridin’ my missiles (dance show)

Sports
Bob Dole, Paraolympics runner
Angelina Jolie, professional wrestless

News and Sports Media
Ephraim Jukovsky, Massachusetts Senator
Linda Hodgkinson, journalist, Adirondack County Voice

Artists and Writers
The Finance Department, for its Annual Report on the Nation’s Welfare
Barbara Cartland, All my love in vain

Politicians and Newsfakers
Borat, runner for the Foreign Affairs ministry
Britney Spears, mother, wife, and ambassandor of the American Way of Living

And this year’s hero is… Bob Dole, for having been an inpiration for the youngsters, by the gracious means of his restless tenacity.

— scris de gavagai